Who has time for smartphones when you’re sporting this vintage, but fancy, dazzling jet crystal rotary telephone clutch by the maven herself Judith Lieber? You definitely won’t when you carry this bag that’s selling for $5,495 because your BlackBerry nor iPhone will fit. The 1950s retro charm opens two ways: the base opens for the main compartment and the top is a place for our lipstick.

Lieber made bling fancy long before the urban term ever made its way to our vocabulary.